Wednesday, August 29, 2007

no pictures for a while (aka Karma's a Bitch)

i've been trying to figure out what i did to deserve this but someone, somewhere is rejoicing over how screwed i got this weekend.

saturday night: fabulous so far, it's about 11 and OTR is hopping. surrounded by friends, friends of friends, and trollied randoms, the night progresses. until i realize that my bag, heretofore chilling beside me on the bench, is gone. and along with it, everything in my life i hold dear. or need.
including, but not limited to, eyeliner, wallet (holding 4 credit cards, every i.d. i own, etc and ad nauseum) passport (natch, since i travel in 2 days) ipod (which had decided to start working again the day before) digicam, keys - to house and scooter.

29 hours later i was back in my own house, courtesy of the strappingest firemen i've ever noticed, who scaled my building and balcony, with me all damsel in distress-y. after having waited on the street corner for five hours (and not being spared a single harassment) and my trusty neighborhood friends, who laid out sleeping apparel and travel toothbrush and nursed me through the days. oh, made another policeman
friend - this one called me to see how things were going just before the firemen showed.

and thanks to the clientele and ownership of OTR..one could never wish to be robbed at a better place. not only was there a full-scale mobilization to canvass the neighborhood, but when nothing turned up, everyone in sight contributed to the Get SXG Tanked fund.

yeah, karma's a bitch.

Friday, August 24, 2007

SHOTS (or: how much trouble will i be in for this?)




although i'm meant to be keeping my mouth shut and though i'd like to not tempt fate, i'd like to post this homage to a certain local bartender with a penchant for poetry and a great pouring arm. may she stick around, assuage my guilt and keep the drinks coming.
credits elsewhere, but since i'm in the habit of not posting my own hookups (shut it, all of you) here's one for ... someone else.

by popular request : the Sauna Suit





i can't even take credit for these but they did need to be posted, for posterity's sake. naps, you're a real trooper and an all-round good sport. don't ever say we don't appreciate your many virtues, including gamely fetching more `free' shots, which you were shafted with paying for.
cheers.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



email #12 at 08:20 hours.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Surf's up, Ace



it's all good. i could say so much, but after an evening of tears, shunned hookups and 5 negroni, it's best if i don't.

that is all.thank you and good night

Monday, August 20, 2007

busted at OTR



on so many levels

got dibbed


Friday, August 10, 2007

i could cry



not only has the latest installment of Scooter Hell left me transportless for days and cost me a fortune in repairs, lost production hours and public fares, but then this a.m. this happened.

again

d, looks like your tagging days are over

Thursday, August 09, 2007

is that spinach in your teeth?



clearly i don't even remember what you look like, you've been gone so long. but happy southern-hemispherical birthday, nonetheless, mic nic

where that #$%&(^( belongs



i have no words

Friday, August 03, 2007

Gay Street






billed as the chueca or village or soho of rome, it's surprising the entire gathering wasn't arrested last night. note the famous michele and roberto, reenacting their `crime.'